http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=tried-as-an-adult-technically-a-sparkling-white-%7C-the-red-shtick Almost immediately after I shut my door, I heard the door on the other side fly open and slam shut. The unseen tech on the other side was very eager to steal my pee. Sat, 30 Apr 2016 01:16:30 UTC en